I’m hoping to visit my mom in WV later this month, and as a Bigfoot truther I’m excited about Braxton County’s Bigfoot festival, but as a Flatwoods Monster apologist I’m disappointed in how they’ve abandoned their very own, very real, and very not-an-owl hometown hero of yore.
I’m hoping to visit my mom in WV later this month, and as a Bigfoot truther I’m excited about Braxton County’s Bigfoot festival, but as a Flatwoods Monster apologist I’m disappointed in how they’ve abandoned their very own, very real, and very not-an-owl hometown hero of yore.
What if you met Florida Man?
I would run away as fast as I could and he’d STILL catch me.