Life Hack: Leave Your Trash Open
Definitely not written by a raccoon.
Hello. I am telling you about life hacks. There is one big life hack you can do to make your life better. Don’t close trash cans. Here is good reasons why.
Less Work
When you don’t close your trash can you save hundreds of minutes. Hundreds of minutes that can be spent eating fruits with skins and then you leave the skins on the ground outside or whatever. You can also use that time to buy more food. You like food, and shopping is hard I think. No, I know. I know shopping is hard. Leave trash open.
Better Neighbors
When your neighbors can see your trash they will like you more. All the neighbors will see what trash you have and say nice things. “Those coffee grounds look tasty cool, neighbor!” “Thanks! I like your apple cores and entire box of that sweet crunchy thing, cereal? Yeah, cereal!” Then neighbors also open trash and everyone has a big party to drop food on ground and then walk away. That’s best party.
Makes Good Smells for Nature
People like compost. Composting, they like composting. Open trash makes compost smells. Let nature grow better. Helps nature grow big, juicy, delicious plants to eat. Yum yum, plants. Almost as good as moldy soup, that people eat all the time. Let good smells out in world, then don’t check when the smells make noise. Noise like chewing or dragging or falling over or chewing. Smells make noise.
Help Out Animals
I’ve seen the internet, I know people love raccoon. And possum. And sometimes skunk. But raccoon best. But possum actually good, I know possum good, but raccoon great. These are precious animals who deserve easy access to trash. They are not as bad as you think. They are actually nice, and were here before you were possums don’t get rabies.
Raccoons are nice too. If you give a raccoon a banana peel it gives your astrological good signs. And rabies can be fun if you know what to do with them.
Leave trash open. End.