A series of Haiku's for an unfortunate day.

Not based on actual events.

The alarm calls out.
I react, the machine breaks.
An auspicious start.

Ah, some coffee. Good.
The coffee yearns for freedom.
Apologies pants.

I can’t drive to work.
My tires, spirited away.
Sigh. Uber it is.

Work journey concludes.
Bag bereft of food. It seems
I will fast today.

The company shifts
into fewer cogs. Like me.
I am released. Shit.

The bus makes loud groans.
An old beast finally rests.
At least I can walk.

A treat! I pat down
My back pocket. Wallet. Gone.
Today is not good.

Home. I hope for rest.
My bed accepts me then drops.
The final lemon.

To seek a lining
of silver within the gray
Clouds? Tomorrow then!

Bonus Silly haikus
*because I just enjoy writing these, here are some silly ones!*

Trapped within car
In the river of traffic
That guy cut me off!

No, I did not ask
how many pancakes you have.
I said I need more!

We stare within the
colorful void of our phones
Oh! New movie out!